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Welcome to the best boat name page on the internet.

Over here at All Thing’s Boat, we spend a lot of time out on the water and we’ve seen thousands of funny boat names.

We thought it would be useful to organize the funniest and most clever boat names into different categories based on boater personalities.

First we list some of our personal favorites, then we let you click into our list of boat name categories.

A few of our favorite funny boat names…

Row vs. Wade

 

Piece of Ship

 

Unortho-Docks

In Decent Seas

 

Eggs-ta-Sea

 

FLOTUS

Dock Holiday

 

Unfathomable

 

Irish Wake

A-loan at Last

 

In Deep Ship

 

Amy’s Wine-House

 

Beeracuda

 

Ship Faced

 

Sea-Rossis

 

Aquaholic

 

Seas the Day

 

Andiamo

 

Happy Hours

 

Bail Out

 

Hakuna Matata

Grounds for Divorce

 

What’s up Dock?

 

Rock Bottom

 

Berth Control

 

Sea Senora

 

She got the house

 

Plan B

 

The Salt Shaker

 

Knot On-Call

 

Pura Vida

 

Fish Tales

 

Reel Time

 

Gypsea

Pier Pressure

 

Sir Docks-a-lot

 

On the Rocks

 

Docked Wages

 

Sea-esta

 

Sea-Battical

 

Silver Lining

 

Time Out

 

Liquid Asset

 

Wet Dream

 

Seaduction

More funny boat names organized by the classic boating personalities.

We have organized a huge list of funny boat names into the categories of the classic boating personality types.

If you’ve spent any time around marinas or boat docks, I’m sure you’re familiar with all these salty characters.

Click on a boat names category and ENJOY!

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Our 2016, review of boat insurance companies is now published.

All Things Boat maintains an annual boat insurance comparison page. We have no affiliation with any insurance company, we’re just sharing a resource. This page walks you through the basics of boat insurance and then provides an brief review of the best boat insurance providers in the U.S.

Our boat insurance comparison page started as a resource for our marina friends on G dock. We kept putting work into the article and now we have a very thorough page, which we think is a handy resource for all boaters.

Here’s our 2016 review of boat insurance providers.

Hope it helps!

 

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If you do find a name on this page that you would like to exchange for your current name, then it is time to consider a renaming ceremony. Yes, that’s right. If you want to change boat names without putting a curse on your boat, then you need to do it right. There’s an old timey sea tradition for renaming a boat. Good Old Boat has a nice write up on the ritual. Make sure to follow the protocol – or else you may anger Neptune!!

Also, it’s interesting to know which were the most popular boat names each year. Apparently, Serenity was the most popular name in a row for 2014 and 2015. Other favorites include, Second Wind, Gypsea and Irish Wake.

If you are contemplating placing solar panels on your boat, we wrote up a simple blog post that reviews the process of installing solar panels on a boat.

If you’re curious about the history and mystery that surrounds the naming of a boat, then you will enjoy reading this article. In this article, we attempt to answer the age-old question. Why do boats have names, but cars do not?

Thanks for visiting our page of clever boat names!

We like to think we’ve included some of the best boat names out there on the water. If you see any other funny boat names, don’t hesitate to reach out and let us know! Message us on our All Things Boat Facebook page.

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