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Welcome to the best boat name page on the internet.

Over here at All Thing’s Boat, we spend a lot of time out on the water and we’ve seen thousands of funny boat names.

We thought it would be useful to organize the funniest and most clever boat names into different categories based on boater personalities.

First we list some of our personal favorites, then we let you click into our list of boat name categories.

A few of our favorite funny boat names…

Row vs. Wade


Piece of Ship



In Decent Seas





Dock Holiday




Irish Wake

A-loan at Last


In Deep Ship


Amy’s Wine-House




Ship Faced






Seas the Day




Happy Hours


Bail Out


Hakuna Matata

Grounds for Divorce


What’s up Dock?


Rock Bottom


Berth Control


Sea Senora


She got the house


Plan B


The Salt Shaker


Knot On-Call


Pura Vida


Fish Tales


Reel Time



Pier Pressure


Sir Docks-a-lot


On the Rocks


Docked Wages






Silver Lining


Time Out


Liquid Asset


Wet Dream



More funny boat names organized by the classic boating personalities.

We have organized a huge list of funny boat names into the categories of the classic boating personality types.

If you’ve spent any time around marinas or boat docks, I’m sure you’re familiar with all these salty characters.

Click on a boat names category and ENJOY!

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Hope it helps!


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If you do find a name on this page that you would like to exchange for your current name, then it is time to consider a renaming ceremony. Yes, that’s right. If you want to change boat names without putting a curse on your boat, then you need to do it right. There’s an old timey sea tradition for renaming a boat. Good Old Boat has a nice write up on the ritual. Make sure to follow the protocol – or else you may anger Neptune!!

Also, it’s interesting to know which were the most popular boat names each year. Apparently, Serenity was the most popular name in a row for 2014 and 2015. Other favorites include, Second Wind, Gypsea and Irish Wake.

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If you’re curious about the history and mystery that surrounds the naming of a boat, then you will enjoy reading this article. In this article, we attempt to answer the age-old question. Why do boats have names, but cars do not?

Thanks for visiting our page of clever boat names!

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