A few funny boat names…

Row vs. Wade


Piece of Ship



In Decent Seas





Dock Holiday




Irish Wake

A-loan at Last


In Deep Ship


Amy’s Wine-House




Ship Faced



Grounds for Divorce


What’s up Dock?


Rock Bottom


Berth Control


Sea Senora


She got the house

Pier Pressure


Sir Docks-a-lot


On the Rocks


Docked Wages





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More funny boat names organized by the classic boating personalities.

We decided to organize a huge list of funny boat names into the categories of the classic boating personality types.

If you’ve spent any time around marinas, I’m sure you’re familiar with all these salty characters.

Click on a category of boat names.


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best boat names

Even the best captains occasionally park their boats on the rocks.

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Here’s a few other boating pages we like..

If you want more boat jokes, this page has a great collection of boating humor. If you still haven’t found a boat name you’re crazy about, then this page has 10,000 more names to choose from.

If you’re curious about the history and mystery that surrounds the naming of a boat, then you will enjoy reading this article.

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Thanks for visiting our page of clever boat names!

We like to think we’ve included some of the best boat names out there on the water. If you see any other funny boat names, don’t hesitate to reach out and let us know! Message us on our All Things Boat Facebook page.