Funny boat names for each type of boater 2017-09-14T21:57:20+00:00

Welcome to the best boat name page on the internet.

updated by Captain Curran on 9/6/2017

Over here at All Thing’s Boat, we spend a lot of time out on the water and we’ve seen thousands of funny boat names.

We thought it would be useful to organize the most popular, funniest and most clever boat names into different categories based on boater personalities.

First we list some of our personal favorites, then we let you click into our list of boat name categories.

A few of our favorite funny boat names…

Row vs. Wade

 

Piece of Ship

 

Unortho-Docks

In Decent Seas

 

Eggs-ta-Sea

 

FLOTUS

Dock Holiday

 

Unfathomable

 

Irish Wake

A-loan at Last

 

In Deep Ship

 

Amy’s Wine-House

 

Beeracuda

 

Ship Faced

 

Sea-Rossis

 

Aquaholic

 

Seas the Day

 

Andiamo

 

Happy Hours

 

Bail Out

 

Hakuna Matata

Grounds for Divorce

 

What’s up Dock?

 

Rock Bottom

 

Berth Control

 

Sea Senora

 

She got the house

 

Plan B

 

The Salt Shaker

 

Knot On-Call

 

Pura Vida

 

Fish Tales

 

Reel Time

 

Gypsea

Liquid Asset

 

Serenity

 

At Last

 

Freedom

 

Grace

 

Serendipity

 

Island Time

 

No Regrets

 

Docked Wages

 

Blue Moon

 

Sea-duction

More funny boat names organized by the classic boating personalities.

We have organized a huge list of funny boat names into the categories of the classic boating personality types.

If you’ve spent any time around marinas or boat docks, I’m sure you’re familiar with all these salty characters.

Click on a boat names category and ENJOY!

Thinking about installing a solar panel on your boat?

I wrote this blog post, which describes how to put solar on your boat for less than $200.

I’ve been happily teaching people to install solar for the past 5 years…

Solar is a cheap and eco-friendly way to keep your battery bank topped off.

~Captain Curran (I’m also the author of this boat name page).


best names for sailboats

Since I installed this panel on the stern rail of my boat, I’ve never lost battery power once.

Here’s my simple set of instructions to get you started.

NEW BOATING RESOURCE!

Our 2017, review of boat insurance companies is now published.

All Things Boat maintains an annual boat insurance comparison page. We have no affiliation with any insurance company, we’re just sharing a resource. This page walks you through the basics of boat insurance and then provides an brief review of the best boat insurance providers in the U.S.

Our boat insurance comparison page started as a resource for our marina friends on G dock. We kept putting work into the article and now we have a very thorough page, which we think is a handy resource for all boaters.

Here’s our 2017 review of boat insurance providers.

Hope it helps!

 

best boat names

Even the best captains occasionally park their boats on the rocks.

Keep your boat insured…

Here’s a few other boating pages we like..

If you want more boat jokes, this page has a great collection of boating humor. However, if you would like to see the most popular boat names organized by each calendar year, then I recommend you visit this Boat US page. These folks list the top 10 most commonly used boat names for each year. It’s interesting to see how the trend in naming your boat has changed throughout time.

If you do find a name on this page that you would like to exchange for your current name, then it is time to consider a renaming ceremony. Yes, that’s right. If you want to change boat names without putting a curse on your boat, then you need to do it right. There’s an old timey sea tradition for renaming a boat. Good Old Boat has a nice write up on the ritual. Make sure to follow the protocol – or else you may anger Neptune!!

Also, it’s interesting to know which were the most popular boat names each year. Apparently, Serenity was the most popular name in a row for 2015 and 2016. Other favorites include, Second Wind, Gypsea and Irish Wake.

If you’re curious about the history and mystery that surrounds the naming of a boat, then you will enjoy reading this article. In this article, we attempt to answer the age-old question. Why do boats have names, but cars do not?

If you’re thinking about taking a long boat trip, you may need a solar-powered generator. There are advantages over this type of system as compared to a gasoline powered generator. I am intrigued with these machines, so I just wrote this review of my favorite solar powered generators. I go through the entire price range from 20$ to 2000$.

Thanks for visiting our page of clever boat names!

We like to think we’ve included some of the best boat names out there on the water. If you see any other funny boat names, don’t hesitate to reach out and let us know! Message us on our All Things Boat Facebook page.