Owning a boat is a lot like being married. It requires a lot of attention but the pay off is wonderful. If you’re already married and then you get a boat, then having a boat is like having two marriages.
Having two marriages can be a problem. Fortunately, there’s two solutions.
1. Ditch the boat.
2. File for divorce.
If you’re leaning towards option #2, then you’ll appreciate my boat name ideas for the recently divorced or for the soon to be divorced.
~ written by Captain Ray Roberts
Boat name ideas for the recently divorced
Wife Evader
Scandal
Rock Bottom
Alibi
Berth Control
HomeWrecker
In Decent Seas
After You
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