Hilarious boat names for funny boaters who love nautical puns 2017-12-05T00:12:24+00:00

If you’re leaning towards a boat name that includes nautical puns – then you’ll appreciate our list of the following hilarious boat names based on boat puns.

written by Captain Curran

Best boat puns for funny boaters

 

Ich Bin Ein Bayliner

 

Knotty Buoy

 

Sea-cret Hide-aweigh

 

Ship for brains

 

Buoys Of Summer

 

Sea-nick Route

 

Bering in Mind

 

Sea-Gar A-Fish-ionado

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Miss Fortune

 

C:\Doo

 

Aloan at Last

 

Aquadesiac

 

A Fishy Nado

 

Bust Out Another Thousand


More of the best boat names based on nautical puns

Jamaica Me Crazy!

 

Dockter

 

Knot Pro Bono

 

ShipFace

 

Vitamin Sea

 

Without a Crew

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We hope you enjoyed our list of boat names based on nautical puns…

These were the funniest names and the saltiest boat puns we’ve come across out on the water near our port in southern California. If you’re looking for more boating humor, then there’s a few other good spots on the internet highway. The Wooden Boat forum has a long thread going – where lots of folks enter in their favorite boat jokes. Here’s a link to that page on the forum.

This is an excerpt from one of my favorite lines from that forum.

A young skipper is contemplating his life at Sea. He looks over at his first mate and says, “You know, when its my time to go…I want to die peacefully in my sea bunk with a glass of bourbon, just like my grandfather – the great Sea Captain.”

The young skipper paused to reflect.

“I don’t want to die screaming in terror, like granpa’s passengers.”

Ok, well you can see I have dark taste in my sea-faring jokes…

Incidentally, if you know of any more hilarious boat names that aren’t on our list, please don’t hesitate to message us on our All Things Boat facebook page.

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