Did you benefit from the last financial crisis?

Have you ever been called a bankster-gangster ?

Are you purchasing your boat from a slush fund ?

If the answer to any of these questions is “yes”, then you may want to consider one of these yacht names for your next pleasure craft.

written by Captain Ray Roberts

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Tax Sea-vation

 

Daily Rate

 

Petty Cash

 

Fishy Business

 

Sea-quester

 

Knot Paid IV

 

Blown Assets

 

In Solvant Sea

 

Miss Demeanor

 

Miss Conduct

 

Frozen Assets

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Sea-Right-Off

 

Bill Collector

 

Miss Appropriation

 

A-Salt Weapon

 

Crime Pays

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More yacht names for lawyers and gangsters

 

Moby Debt

 

Sails Call

 

Son’s Tuition

 

Debt-icated

 

A crewed Interest

 

Bail Me Out

 

Greengo

 

Liquidity

 

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Meal Ticket

 

Direct Deposit

 

Current-Sea

 

Drug Money

 

Capital Gains

 

Reel Dividends

 

Karmic Debt

 

Got debt?

 

Bail out

 

Easy Winnings

 

Stimulus Package

 

Immunity

 

Bankrupt-Sea

 

Principal Interest

 

Quick Sale

 

Jail Break

 

Negative Equity

 

Stocks and Blondes 

 

Bankers Hours

 

Branch Office

In D Red

 

Arbitrage

 

SDock Options

 

Sons College Fund

 

Sea-Note

 

Deeper Debt

 

Carpetbagger

 

College Fund

 

Bill Collector

 

Bull Market

 

Budget Surplus

 

BONU$$

 

Billfold

 

Boatrupt

 

Before Taxes

 

Attorney-Client Privilege

 

A-Sail-ant

 

The Loan Ranger

 

Liquid Asset

 

Joint Venture

 

Mea Culpa

Hope you got a laugh out of our list of yacht names for shady boaters. If you have some lawyer friends, please recommend this page to them, we realize this list is perfect for lawyer boat names. And yes, we also realize that not all yacht captains are white collar criminals, just most of them…

Speaking of money related boat names…

If you want to make sure you’re keeping up with the Jones’s, here’s a list of the largest yachts as of 2016. These vessels have more seaboard than any skipper could possibly want. I imagine that once you’re over 500 feet in length, its not really about the salty, skipper lifestyle anymore. I don’t know what its about come to think of it, but I just can’t imagine Jimmy Buffet blasting out of these speakers.